I was able to schmooze my way into an exclusive interview with area baby Tara Jane, or “T. Diddy” as the members of her posse call her. She met with me in my office between bouts of eating, sleeping, and pooping, but I was privileged to have her attention for all of about thirty seconds. Get out a fresh tape and hold it close to your speaker, you’re going to want to pop the tabs out on this one.