I really hate buying gas, and not for the usual reasons, like because it’s expensive or funds evil or because it’s bad for the environment. I hate buying gas because the place where I fill up has TV screens that play ads while you pump. And even that wouldn’t bother me if the ads weren’t for gas, which–now don’t get ahead of me–I am already buying. Occasionally there is a weather report in between the commercials. A report. Of the weather. Which I am already standing in. Outside.